Monday, May 16, 2011
Thursday, May 5, 2011
Men who stare at goats (with their pants down)
A slow day at the capitol...
Floridians are gonna have to start pulling up their pants and stop having sex with animals soon. It's up to Governor Rick Scott to sign off on two bills passed in the Florida Senate and House Wednesday which target droopy drawers and bestiality.
The bestiality bill (SB 344) bans sexual activity between humans and animals and has been championed for years by Sen. Nan Rich, from Sunrise.
Rich took up the anti-bestiality fight after a number of cases involving sexual activity with animals in recent years, including a Panhandle man who was suspected of accidentally asphyxiating a family goat during a sex act and the abuse of a horse in the Keys.
The bill would make such acts a first-degree misdemeanor.
Also passed by the House and Senate Wednesday is the so-called "droopy drawers bill" (SB 228), will will force kids to hike up their pants while at school.
Students caught showing their underwear or butt crack could face suspensions and other punishments.
Floridians are gonna have to start pulling up their pants and stop having sex with animals soon. It's up to Governor Rick Scott to sign off on two bills passed in the Florida Senate and House Wednesday which target droopy drawers and bestiality.
The bestiality bill (SB 344) bans sexual activity between humans and animals and has been championed for years by Sen. Nan Rich, from Sunrise.
Rich took up the anti-bestiality fight after a number of cases involving sexual activity with animals in recent years, including a Panhandle man who was suspected of accidentally asphyxiating a family goat during a sex act and the abuse of a horse in the Keys.
The bill would make such acts a first-degree misdemeanor.
Also passed by the House and Senate Wednesday is the so-called "droopy drawers bill" (SB 228), will will force kids to hike up their pants while at school.
Students caught showing their underwear or butt crack could face suspensions and other punishments.
Monday, April 18, 2011
Thursday, March 31, 2011
Friday, February 25, 2011
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Food fighting in FL
Report from MSNBC:
Cops say Mom attacked her son with a hammer - over a sandwich
What is it about food that incites violence in South Florida?
A day after a woman over on the Sunshine State's west coast attacked her roommate over a box of Girl Scout cookies, a woman down in the Keys was arrested for attacking her son during an argument over a sandwich.
The Monroe County Sheriff's Office says 60-year-old Urania Lot was arrested in Stock Island Monday morning after she punched, bit and hammered her 18-year-old son for eating his sandwich in the living room.
Lot and her granddaughter both told police that the man was rude and belligerent and refused to eat his snack in the dining room, despite Lot's plea.
Police said Lot threatened to break his television and kick him out of the house, then hit him with the hammer on his arm, bit him on the wrist then started punching him in the head.
Lot was arrested for aggravated battery.
Cops say Mom attacked her son with a hammer - over a sandwich
What is it about food that incites violence in South Florida?
A day after a woman over on the Sunshine State's west coast attacked her roommate over a box of Girl Scout cookies, a woman down in the Keys was arrested for attacking her son during an argument over a sandwich.
The Monroe County Sheriff's Office says 60-year-old Urania Lot was arrested in Stock Island Monday morning after she punched, bit and hammered her 18-year-old son for eating his sandwich in the living room.
Lot and her granddaughter both told police that the man was rude and belligerent and refused to eat his snack in the dining room, despite Lot's plea.
Police said Lot threatened to break his television and kick him out of the house, then hit him with the hammer on his arm, bit him on the wrist then started punching him in the head.
Lot was arrested for aggravated battery.
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Up Geiger creek with a paddle
For a brief video from a recent Saturday paddling Geiger Creek, go here. Warning: I'm no pro videographer plus it's hard to paddle while holding a small camera, so you might get seasick...or jealous...or bored...
Monday, February 14, 2011
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